I feel like drawing but I don’t know what to draw
every artist ever (via bechloehuh)
tootsienoodles:

anxiouspineapples:

the evolution of hermione granger’s hair

Sam Winchester seasons 9-15

tootsienoodles:

anxiouspineapples:

the evolution of hermione granger’s hair

Sam Winchester seasons 9-15

time-isallifear:

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bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

princeofthots:

when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 

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The Best Thing That EVER happened at my job
Me: Did you find everything ok today Sir?
Male Customer: Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?
Me: 21, but yes.
Male Customer: God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues
Me: ...........
Male Customer: so do you like working here? Are you in school?
Me: Your total today is 21.38 Sir.
Male Customer: Are you seeing anyone?
Me: ......Cash or Credit Sir?
Male Customer: When do you get off work?
Male co-worker comes up next to me: Everything ok?
Male Customer: Yeah we're fine
Male Co-worker: Actually I think you're being really rude
Male Customer: What are you her boyfriend?
Male co-worker: No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.
Male Customer: You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.
Me: It's really ok, everything is Ok
Male Co-worker: No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*
Male Customer: slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*
Male Co-worker: You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

detainable:

me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*

Me during the entire months of summer: sleep, eat, television, video games, don't see sunlight for 3 days
Everyone else in one day of summer: went to the moon, fell in love, traveled to france, met obama, kissed lance bass, starred in a porn, got a tattoo, rode a giraffe

ammiit:

voozu:

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

Now shits getting real. Top pins are 1 inch, bottom ones are 1.25 to 1.5 inches. I’d prefer to sell these in quantities of more than one, message me if you’re interested.

mirkokosmos:

Robin Williams & Koko, 2001

“Robin made Koko smile — something she hadn’t done for over six months, ever since her childhood gorilla companion, Michael, passed away.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_QvEXDv0